Remember the golden rules!
- Righty tighty, lefty loosey
- A pinch of sugar for a pot of tomato sauce
- Right-wing accusations are confessions
- Cold hands for pastry, warm hands for bread
- One hand wet, one hand dry
- Trans rights are human rights
- Start winding down for the day a half-hour before you sleep
- Hydration is a constant maintenance cost, not a goal
- Tolerance cannot tolerate intolerance
- Practice makes perfect
- Measure twice, cut once
- All cops are bastards, including your dad
