Nyarlathotep, in monstrous girlthing form: Greetings, mortal humans! It is I, Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos! Rejoice, for the time of Azathoth is at hand!
Panicked officer: Dear god! Open fire!
(gunfire; the bullets all slow to a stop in front of Nyarlathotep like in the Matrix. Nyarlathotep grabs all of them but one, and puts them all in a pile in its hand. As the terrified and increasingly confused soldiers look on, Nyarlathotep waves its other hand over the bullets, before slapping its hand onto it, doing a sleight-of-hand trick to make the bullets disappear. It then waves both hands, leaving a trail of bullets in a heart-shape. Nyarlathotep then pretends to only just now notice the one remaining bullet.)
Nyarlathotep: Oh goodness me, I appear to have missed one of the bullets!
(the bullet resumes moving, and harmlessly bounces off Nyarlathotep's forehead; Nyarlathotep pretends to recoil, making the Touhou death SFX with its mouth)
