They call her the toilet sitter on account of how she's always sittin on a toilet

I have sleepy girl disease, the disease where girls are sleepy

please take this paul blart to go

SITTING IN THE PASSENGER'S SEAT
AND HE'S EATING ICE CREAM
I AM DATING PAUL BLART

SAY IT AINT SOOO~oo~OO~ooo

YOU GOT PAUL BLART
TO GO

my man this is about chappelle roan songs being about paul blart, rivers cuomo hasn't yet come out as a lesbian (give him time)

[pause]

pink triangle on his sleeve, what a shame paul's not the one

I still got my Blart Pipe

god DAMN you new jersey boys do it to me every time