Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one.

But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.

― Terry Pratchett, Mort

e: 1006/1200 raised for a new bike! so close already! thank you to everyone who shared and donated so far!

surprising perhaps only me, my life absolutely exploded again. i have very few resources at the moment. 75% of my tiny disability benefit income goes to rent, and my mission-critical ebike was stolen, leaving me stranded in a desperately filthy boarding house.

i need funds, for transportation and supplies. i cannot walk long distances, necessitating a bike or scooter and delivery services

anything helps, especially sharing this post anywhere!

Http and https is not enough, we need another one

I am...shocked, honestly. I really thought this one would have a very limited audience! ...I guess >500 is still a very limited audience, but for me it's a big deal :P

Anyway, I added it to my singles playlist on YT as well as throwing it up on Soundcloud for those of you who like just streaming the song (no Spotify or Apple Music yet, but it's in the works so stay tuned ;)

Remember to share if you like 'em! It's really the only way for the music to get out there, especially if I want it to end up with the right folks, ya know?