she came into the shop and said "i wanna know what the problem is."

i said "you don't wanna know what the problem is."

and she said "i wanna know what the problem is so i can get the problem fixed."

i said "you don't wanna know what the solution to your problem is and you don't wanna know what your problem is."

she says "how do you know i'm not gonna like it?" i said "i know you're not gonna like it."

so she said "just tell me what it is and i'll tell you if i like it!" and i said "maybe."

"maybe i'll tell you."

she says "why won't you tell me" and i said "the problem's your ass."

she said "what"