I've had this song knocking about in my composing folder in an unfinished state for almost a year now and i got tired of looking at it so here it is.
I tried to keep in better tune, but it turns out that i dont have an autotune built into my throat, so yeah.
Anyway it's Tina Belcher singing about Tammy Larsen. Really very heavily inspired by this tumblr post.
I guess i can kiss my dreams of writing for this show goodbye, but it's not like i was actively seeking a screenwriting agent anyway.
incidentally i found my handwritten notes for this song when i was cleaning off my music stand yesterday. this was from before i decided the song needed a second chorus. also there are some vestigial part markings from when i was writing this as a duet...except i realised that tammy doesnt sing. like ever.
(please excuse the dusty casio, i havent dusted it since may)