how much a ventriloquist puppet hittin for

you may not like it but this is what pike performance looks like

(typical commentary on a video of a dog doing literally anything)

This dog is SUFFERING! They CLEARLY have a terminal form of Arterial Sufferosis and are dying of brain entropy in this video. I know this personally because I knew a girl in college who was a vegan and I read half the abstract of the wikipedia article on Dog. Anyone who watches this is guilty of animal abuse and deserves to get run over by trucks.