blowing out my jorts like my name is fuxxx mcnasty pulling out of the corner wawa with half a pretzel down my throat and both hands on a hoagie as i drive with my knees and work the gear shift with my dick

steven king really got it wrong when he made trucks the antagonists of Maximum Overdrive. it'd be the printers that getcha

where did you all come from???

Marty McFly: wait what happens to us in the future? what do we become like assholes or something?

Doc Brown: no its your kids marty, somethings gotta be done about your kids! your son listens to andrew tate and your daughter is a jk rowling fan!!