okay so there's this post I remember seeing on here but didn't take a proper record of and can no longer find on google. This post has been living in my head ever since I saw it. It went something like this, but funnier:

Clown: Doctor, I'm just feeling down at the moment. I don't think I have enough drip.
Doctor: Ah, you should go see Pagucci in town! He's the funniest clown with the most drip!
Clown: rolling up sleeves to reveal dozens of gold wristwatches But doctor... I am Pagucci...

"Pagucci" and "most drip" are the only phrases I'm certain appeared in the original post.

Is there, like, an action movie out there where the villain, instead of executing or threatening to execute their own crew members who flubbed up for reasons that may very well have been beyond their control, instead is super supportive, understanding, and loving to their henchpeople?

I noticed the grocery stores already have the Easter decor stuff out in the US. This would be a great time to make little eggbugs out of either hard boiled and dyed or plastic eggs. Would only take a sharpie, some pipe cleaners, something for wings and a bit of super glue and boom! Nearly instant eggbug!

Hoping I'll have a chance to try this out myself but in case I don't, free idea everyone! Have some fun making your ideal cute little eggbug friends!