Inspired by listening to @MoreCivilized too much, I have decided to write my most unhinged post: as complete a list of every clone as I could make, and whether I think they fuck or not. I mean, we know individually that for sure at least SOME of them fuck, but do all of them?
I didn't include Legends/EU stuff because I don't really go there, and I'm sure I still missed some folks, but read more past the jump. Sometimes I have reasons, sometimes it's just vibes. Oh and there are some spoilers.
Feel free to argue with me or shout out anybody I missed in the comments.
Attack of the Clones
- 6/298: Yes
- 5/373: No
The Clone Wars movie
- Zeer: Yes
The Clone Wars series
- Cody: Nope, married to duty
- Rex: Absolutely, I have no doubt in my mind about it
- Echo: No
- Fives: Yes, Tup is his boyfriend
- Slick: Only the horniest clones defect, so yes
- Chopper: Yes
- Jester: Absolutely no doubt this guy gets ass
- Tup: Yes, see; Fives is his boyfriend
- Jesse: No, married to the Republic
- Cut Lawquane: Of course!!! He is living the dream of a large portion of his clone brothers with his hot twi'lek wife, who he absolutely has biological children with
- Ponds: No, that's why Mace Windu brought him to Ryloth
- Hevy: Yes
- Cutup: Yes, he clearly spends a lot of time on his facial hair
- Vaughn: No
- Droidbait: Yes, sexy droid ladies only, ironically
- Dogma: No. I mean, come on
- Boost: YES.
- Fox: Absolutely yes
- Galle: No
- O'Niner: This sensitive boy? Yes
- Razor: No
- CT-327: No (died)
- Havoc: Yes
- Spark: Yes
- Edge: NO
- Scythe: No (died first)
- CT-1477: Nope
- CT-3899: Yes
- Skifter: Yes
- Pulsar: Yes
- CT-1477: No (died first)
- Kix: Yes, for sure
- Appo: No
- Fordo: Yes
- Bly: Yes
- Neyo: Yes
- Punch: No (soulpatch)
- Sinker: Absolutely yes
- Comet: No
- Denal: Yes
- Gregor: Yes (That beard! And based on some stuff that happens in Rebels: absolute freak)
- Waxer: Yes. His name is WAXER, why do you think he earned that nickname?
- Nub: No (dies)
- Draa: Yes
- Trapper: Yes
- Boil: Yes
- Stak: No
- Oz: No (died)
- CT-66-3232: No
- CT-66-3339: No
- CT-66-3238: Yes
- CT-66-3233: Yes
- CT-27-3555: No
Revenge of the Sith
- Jag: Yes (pilot)
- Oddball: Yes
Rebels
- Wolffe: NO (narc)
The Bad Batch
- Hunter: Of course, look at his hair. That hair is to get laid, and he does
- Tech: Yes (gay)
- Wrecker: You'd think yes but no
- Crosshair: Yes but he tells not a single person
- Omega: A CHILD, we are not going there
- CT-8508: Nope
- CT-8801: Nope
- CT-3278: No
- CT-0409: Yes
- Cade: Yes
- Howzer: Yes
- Grey: Yes
- Slip: Another bearded baddie so yes
The Original Trilogy
- Boba Fett: Boba Fett does not fuck, and this is a hill I'm willing to die on.
