=> enter email
=> enter password
=> confirm email
=> enter phone number to enable mandatory 2FA (pinky promise we won't ever sell it to third parties!)
=> download this app to take a selfie to confirm your identity (pinky promise we won't ever sell it to third parties!)
=> use this same app to replicate random expressions to confirm your selfie is you (pinky promise we won't ever sell this to third parties!)

BURN IT ALL DOWN in a few years it'll take more work creating an account on a stupid website than having a fucking ID made

Whatever people may tell you ripping blu-rays is “not worth it” outside of “the bonus features” if you want to rip an actual movie without a headache I’m learning DVDs are “very good” and I think outside of video-games blu-rays should go to hell and die

Hey my girl and I saw you from across the bar and it seemed like you have bad vibes so we’ve come over to kick your ass