Game journalism is now solely supported by traffic from guides, so I wrote one for my blog as well - timely and topical!!!

going to meetings and sending emails is so much fun to me (even though i procrastinate emails for weeks and months)

i'm basically cosplaying a 9-5er and that's so funny for me (a highschooler)

i am a successful businessman (here is my business card)

^ me when i'm older (next week) (fr would love a business card)

this!!! this is it!!! this is what i've been searching for !!! someone who can make the electric guitar sing on a jazz standard!!!

enough muffled bip-bip-bip bebop typewriter bullshit! this is the stuff!!!

Well, it works, can create posts, has the major getters and most interestingly has (VERY VERY PRELIMINARY) support for following the event stream. There's a lot more functionality needed here but now that I've figured out how to get the starting dash that unblocks the major thing I've been banging my head against up to now.

The test suite is trashgarbage right now and I don't have any examples in place but if you're interested in using this just send me an email like a fucking caveman and I'll do what I can to help out.