Cohost is teaching me that, if I ever had it, I have completely atrophied any ability to write a post longer than a couple punchy sentences without becoming a messy stream of counsiousness ramble that is probably just going to linger in my drafts forever

did you know that you can see the seconds counting up in a new cohost post? post then look at the date posted thing

• a goofy movie
• my cousin vinny
• knives out