wake up! 🛏 o(≧▽≦)o

its the first of the month! 📅 (◕‿◕)

i brush my teeth and count up! 🪥<(￣︶￣)>

i let my bitch roll my blunt! (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ🚬 ♡ (￣З￣)

im bout to dirty my cup! ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ🥛

tag yourself

hello smoke alarm!

i couldn't help but notice that, as i was falling asleep 2 days ago, you beeped to signal that you were on low battery.

once.

since then, there's been no further incident.

should you continue, please do it during the daylight hours. otherwise i will break your kneecaps.

season's greetings to you and yours,

glotch