[somewhere in a Maxis meeting room]

mr. EA: what Sims updates do we have

me: i made all the babies huge

mr. EA: wow

me: all the sims have to throw food into your baby's mouth from a second story window. when it's big enough, it'll reach out and crack the moon's fragile shell to drink of its rich yolk

mr. EA: cool

I wanna get into VRChat and I might intentionally cause problems for everyone and figure out how to use the shitty Facebook creature as my VRChat avatar. Most of them suck but mine is in fact quite cute and huggable so

does anyone know if this is possible. i want to do this i think it would be really funny

what the fuck

• god the slitheen would have been so much better without the constant fart jokes
• gay Eminem (Snart)
• yoshi!
• gay
• give me more TARDIS characterisation please I'm begging
• new commission price sheet hopefully dropping soon
• after rigorous scrutiny, I can confirm that food backwards is still, in fact, doof
• I miss chess, I haven't played it in years now. chess team in high school was great, I wish I could find a similar team chess thing as an adult
• I want to stream cities skylines
• god I want my found family to escape abusers so desperately