okay dude we get it, you're good at cooking pasta :/

quit rubbing it our face

Been trying to make the final push for the end of Final Fantasy IX today. It's been a long time coming(which is a whole other post, hopefully) and I thought I was doing pretty well, things were going smoothly until I was very suddenly and unceremoniously clothes-lined by what I think is probably the final boss. Wow ok damn. I've got some strats to try, but being knocked so thoroughly on my ass was the impetus I needed to take a break after several hours. I don't really game like that anymore, brings me way back :D

You're holding a cat. They're just being chill and nice right this second, but that's right this second. You must watch them carefully. Very carefully. Are they looking happy? Are they looking mad? You must listen to them closely, for even the slightest grumble or "mrrp" or sigh. You need to feel their movement — each twitch, or how they shift their weight, could indicate that they're about to really tell you off.

And then they shut their eyes and start purring. How dare you consider putting them down.