its getting fucking soaked in here just sopping fucking wet in this room man i gotta leave i'm so sorry i'll clean it up later i'm sorry for getting it so fucking slippery and sloppy in this room man i didnt mean to dude i'll dry it all later it just kinda happened man you know me man its so fucking wet oh christ almighty man theres so much fucking fluid really dude i'm so sorry man i didn't mean to get all this fucking liquid everywhere holy shit bro its dripping off the walls and shit this is awful i'm so sorry i can't apologize enough for getting this room completely soaked man its way past damp bro its hella dampened by accident man this shit is fucking drenched i drenched it its completely drenched just fucking totally drenched dude the room is probably ruined i soaked it the wood is definitely saturated with fluid now god i'm so awful man i'm sorry its dripping wet man the fluid is dripping man this is so disgusting and it is all my fault man i'm sorry its my fault its so slippery i could slip its so sloppy so fucking sloppy and sopping man the whole god damn room man just fuckgin sopping fucking wet....
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as a tradeoff for letting me see all my app icons again (it wasn't doing that), it's now refusing to display all my text messages as if its deleted them despite having them taking up storage in the graph. it does this with my browser tabs often but this is a new problem
Yea! I made that face too. I already have a meeting scheduled with the Arboreal Affairs field manager.
There's nothing wrong with some friendly inter-agency hazing, but the clowns downstairs tricking our newest field mage into going out to Red Ridge Medical without an appointment? You know how Jim is about walk-ins! ...not to mention her teeth are the size of our fucking heads...Tamm could have gotten really badly hurt!
...asked about healthcare plans and got her to pose for a photo? This kid is something else."
Gripes Iâve been getting really cranky about lately:
I mean, this is sort of just the same problem expressing itself in different sinister ways but itâs just absolutely batshit to me that so many fucking companies expect me to install their bullshit software on my phone
First up, we have intentional stifling of mobile website functionality to make you go âhey I guess I have to use the appâ
Reddit is an extreme offender of this, I hope they get whatâs coming to them, I do not want to install Reddit on my phone, but it is completely stripped down in browser, for 0 reasons other than they want you to install their software on your phone, Iâm not entirely sure of every reason behind this but Iâm guessing itâs so you cannot block ads, I basically do not use Reddit on my phone anymore as much as I used to when I want so bothered by ads, cohost made me realize how absolutely annoying ads are so I started blocking them through extreme means wherever possible
Instagram was the worst offender of this Iâve encountered but the insane thing about Instagram was they were an app first social network, the website was practically non functional as Instagram for a very long time, now you can even upload things, you couldnât upload things on Instagram.com in a normal web browser for a very long time, hideous, I donât want to use the Instagram app either but theyâve made it so you cannot share posts to stories via the website, because they want you to use the app, despite adding more functionality to their actual website, again, hideous, I want the least amount of software on my phone as possible, and the least amount of ads, Iâve basically not been using Instagram anymore because of the ads and stifling of features on the actual website, I hope they get whatâs coming to them
Twitter search is fucking broken on the mobile site, but itâs functional otherwise, I do not use the Twitter app, I refuse to use the Twitter app any longer, Twitter ads are out of control, I hope they get whatâs coming to them
But anyway, obviously itâs not just social media, what prompted this is that I went to visit Google maps, and it kept trying to open the fucking App Store to install the app, I donât want to install the fucking app! You have a website you fools! A website! I donât want your bullshit software taking up space on my fucking phone especially when you have a website already! I hope they get whatâs coming to them
AND ITâS NOT JUST GOOGLE
IHOP, McDonaldâs, Starbucks, every fucking major food chain has a fucking app, if you tried to tell someone to install software on your computer in 1980 to order a pizza they would kill you with a hammer, I would at least, I donât know, I was born in 1996, itâs not even fucking convenient, I would rather use a website! You can say yes but itâs Optional but oh boy if there arenât a million fucking pop ups promising to suck me off if I install their bullshit software every page reload or action taken to order a fucking pizza, itâs asinine, and itâs like oh you can use the phone to order ahead of time or delivery, but guess what, thereâs a fucking 3+ minute long spiel about how you should download the fucking app⢠followed by a maze of prompts to get you so frustrated that you just go ahead and install the fucking app, I hope they all get whatâs coming to them
But seriously it is so frustrating the endless fucking pop ups on some mobile sites just begging and pleading and offering me their daughters hand in marriage to install their hideous software
Anyway I hate that every institution in the world now feels I owe it to them to install software on my phone, itâs sickening, I hope all these corps and sites and hot dog stands get whatâs coming to them