Image recognition AI that detects when someone posts Stonetoss on Cohost and then drives to their house and kills them

me, when im 28 years old: i am 30 or 40 years old

me, when my 28 year old friend says they're 30: shut your goddamn mouth you are a youthful twenty-something

i thought she was trying to say "because we need dis bread" and transposed words, but she just typoed the word "did" instead