Friend got me bass for art trade

I haven’t had a bass since my mom gave mine away to the neighbors 13 years ago I legit cried today lmao

i feel like there should be one of those Overly Specific Shirts, but like, the Nerd Variety that lists a variety of references meant to appeal to a certain base, but like, for cohost. id kill for a shirt like that where one of the lines is "IN THIS HOUSE, WE EGG THIS BUG 'TILL WE CHOST" or something. itd just be funny. throw in lines referencing the Ages of Posting and CSS crimes and wed be like a third of the way there. are suletta sundays enough of a site Media Nerd touchstone to add?