fax me my latest metrics, i need to know if my chosts were good

oh cool cohost decided to give me all of my notifications from the last two weeks at once.

i could complain about this, or i could decide that it's actually really funny, and make a cohost plus feature request asking them to let me turn on a button to disable all digital notifications, bundle up all my notifications once a month and notify me via fax or USPS at whatever the cheapest delivery speed is.

this is deeply stupid so i hope the staff seriously considers my request.

what if an ant and a bee fell in love regardless of their respective backgrounds and cultures