i have an incredibly specific idea of what columbo sounds like in my head. i read all the columbo jokes on the internet in this voice. i have never heard columbo speak, for even a second. i'm not sure i want to, now.

I can only imagine how feral of a person tracking cookies are "imagining" based off of the stuff I look at in my currently multiple days old private browsing session.

you can't convince me that they didn't just flip the "ON" upside down