you can't convince me that they didn't just flip the "ON" upside down

new Fortress is crazyyyy this is so fun as someone who’s been away from it for half a year

• ohno I'm gonna be late tonight too aren't I, it'e 11:59 as I ty- aaand it's 12:00
• dysphoria was pretty bad today, and dysmorphia too
• anxious
• remember: you can heck a deck, but don't fuck a duck
• what in the fuck even is my brain thoughts
• hungy
• gay
• hungy and gay
• hungay
• so Bowser, Owain, and Zeke von Genbu walk into a bar-
• dizzy doll noises
• for real I was very dizzy last night and I'm getting a bit dizzy now too
• I might have vertigo
• help, my pussy is on the other side of the Atlantic and I need it back between my legs
• "Pardon me, I seem to have misplaced my pussy"
• I should really get this box of stale maple cookies off my desk