Could you ceiling-mount it if you tried hard enough? Sure. That won't make it a ceiling fan, though.

Incidentally - there's just something funky about lamps on amazon. The same few styles of lamp always show up. Sometimes even as lamps.

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Remember to click the little "adult content?" check box whenever you post about:

• taxes

• mortgages

• bills

• the existential dread of getting older

Additionally, if you post about your job, and don't tag it as adult content, you implicitly support child labor and you're a bad person and I'm killing you

*unless you're cluster b

It's almost time! Only one day left until our first big title, Kandria, releases on Steam!

It's a bit of a weird mashup of open world, action RPG, and platformer. You are an android, awakened in a ruined future. Explore vast underground caverns, parkour your way through hazardous terrain, and hack and slash through any obstacle that stands in your way in an open world action RPG like no other. Or...just sit back and fish for a while, take in the atmosphere, and trade in your riches.

Make sure to wishlist it so you don't miss the launch: https://kandria.com/steam and join us for the launch stream on Twitch: https://twitch.tv/shinmera

Please buy a million copies on Steam so I don't have to starve, thank you!