PREAMBLE: I had a good walk before writing this document.

feeling like that Will Poulter meme when people are complaining about not seeing notifications for rechosts etc, and I'm like 'you guys are interacting with each other??'

My current character, who is a prince had a secret affair with a courtier. Their affair was eventually exposed resulting in an immediate incarceration of two lovebirds. State religion considers cheating a criminal offence you see. It also condones human sacrifices, so both offenders were definitely shitting their pants. This happened just before my guy turned 26. And soon - while he was still in prison - all of his friends threw him a surprise birthday party. Chief among them was no other than his father and liege, the king. Aka the very same person who put him in a literal horny jail! When the party was over he simply pardoned my character. Didn't want anything in return. He even threw a line "I shall miss your company" or something like that when he set him free.

So, thanks dad for an unforgettable birthday party. What a prankster you are.

posting Corinthians not in a god-honoring way, but in a Ghost in the Shell (1995) way