ME: hi drabgon i see your home has many trees
DRABGON: contrary to poplar belief we don't breathe fire
NEARBY TREE: don't believe that liar! I bet it's just waiting for the right moment
ME: hi drabgon i see your home has many trees
DRABGON: contrary to poplar belief we don't breathe fire
NEARBY TREE: don't believe that liar! I bet it's just waiting for the right moment
they require a legal name change to update the first name on your membership
i actually have one of those but lmao nobody should have to pay hundreds of dollars to get a document so they can change the name on their fucking REI membership