Well to be more accurate, "That time I accidentally discovered a way to obtain a large portion of Cohost's frontend source code" - This is gonna be a decently long post

Part 1 - It started with RSS

its quarter past 5am and im fucken awake!!

Football season is the worst because you get bombarded with ads that are like:

[inspirational music, footage of cheering people adorning themselves with flags and coloured paint]

Inspirational narrator: “Every 209 years, we remember to pray to the supreme football-headed deity known as ‘The Evaluator’. On Judgement day, those who aren’t suited for heaven will be handed a red card by him before going to the Penalty-Lands.”