Football season is the worst because you get bombarded with ads that are like:

[inspirational music, footage of cheering people adorning themselves with flags and coloured paint]

Inspirational narrator: “Every 209 years, we remember to pray to the supreme football-headed deity known as ‘The Evaluator’. On Judgement day, those who aren’t suited for heaven will be handed a red card by him before going to the Penalty-Lands.”

As rendered by a Mavica

wjen i opened this pic for a better look, to my tired, weary eyes, this was mistaken as a drop shadow and i thought it was immaculate.

Gonna go watch a special midnight screening of Goncharov tonight