you know how people say it sucks when you're walking past a door and the door handle catches your belt loop?
i just tried to put on socks with my phone in my hand, my phone charm slipped in, but my foot was already in motion so i just shoved the whole charm in with my foot and it just got stuck there.
I have a cat named Squidge and I work in video games as a soundtrack composer 🎵🎮 I've been freelancing writing music and designing sounds full time since 2015, mostly known for writing the OSTs for Poly Bridge 1 & 2.
If I were a boss in an RPG, my loot drop would be: dark chocolate covered almonds, Dr. Martens Vegan Jadon II Mono Boots, and Xfer Serum VST
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the phone will have self driving keyboard that gets you banned for hate speech
it will also have a battery that you need to have a monthly 7.99 subscription to keep from exploding
if you visit mastodon or cohost or tumblr you immediately get sent to mars as a guinea pig
any mention of unionizing or worker's rights and the phone burns your house down
if you make fun of elon you get retconned from twitter
