the phone will have self driving keyboard that gets you banned for hate speech

it will also have a battery that you need to have a monthly 7.99 subscription to keep from exploding

if you visit mastodon or cohost or tumblr you immediately get sent to mars as a guinea pig

any mention of unionizing or worker's rights and the phone burns your house down

if you make fun of elon you get retconned from twitter

so many of them have gotten scarvi recently

Wonders

Use this prompt as inspiration for whatever creative pursuit you enjoy, today or anytime in the future. Try not to constrict yourself too much; it's made to be more open and vague!