Had the thought that—given cohost's user base are mostly vaguely-techy nerds and how big a part of site culture CSS crimes and hacking are—someone has to have implemented DOOM (1993) on here. It's surprising no one has yet.

UPDATE: someone has, sort of

This is Squirrel Girl rendered as HTML5 pixel art using <div>s for the rows and <span>s for the columns! The image is quantized down to a 32-color palette and rows are "compressed" using run-length encoding.

Code is available online and I'll get a live web version running soon.

gender of the day: Wanda, an obscure mario character who only appears in the Japan-only Mario & Wario on the Super Famicom.