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this is so funny, can't believe the CPSC fully agrees with me about how ridiculously unsafe these things are. could you even design a machine more perfect for throwing you into an uncontrolled fall to plow your shoulder and head into the ground at 20+mph
also imagine your entire company getting recalled like this. get rekt Future Motion, your prices were always too high
oh my god i just looked and this isn't even the first CPSC recall they've suffered, they had another recall about defective foot sensors just a couple months ago. not to mention the class action about how their controllers would try to do a "near the safety limit" tilt-back when you were going too fast, instantly over-power doing so, and faceplant you instead lmao
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