soon i will have an army at my disposal

I feel like he should go bzzz bzzz but also beepbapbop but also maybe? meow

@KathleenKennedy pls respond

That's it, that's the chost. What am I looking for in a decent cutting board? What should I expect to pay? We've had some wooden ones in the past and they all seem to eventually split along the original glue (?) seams, is that inevitable?