What languages should I learn in order to maximize my chances of getting a twink boyfriend?

tweet 1 is just straight up wrong, confirmed by many twitter engineers. okay, maybe he's just misinformed. pretty dumb, but not 100% braindead.

tweet 2 is correct. their react web app runs like shit. SSR partially fixed this, and disabling it put the JS load on the client instead of the server. solution? rewrite your horseshit or enable SSR.

tweet 3 is just tweet 1 with a bunch of lies mixed in. still. what an idiot.

TWEET FOUR HOWEVER READS LIKE THE PUNCHLINE OF AN XKCD JOKE. MY GOOD SIR ARE YOU BATSHIT FUCKING INSANE?????? he clearly does not know jack shit about how twitter works, fuck, even i know stuff that he doesn't know about twitter (see below), and now he wants to shut down over EIGHTY FUCKING PERCENT OF TWITTER'S SERVICES????? are we going to go back to plain text SMS???????

tweet 5 is also a dumpsterfire. a source label need almost 0 resources because it is literally integrated into their authentication system (source: i use the twitter API with OAuth a lot and have reverse-engineered parts of their clients). AND ELON, YOU FUCKING IDIOT. JUST CLICK ONE OF THEM AND YOU'LL GET THE ANSWER. IT IS ONE CLICK AWAY. EVERYONE WHO DOES ONE SINGULAR TAP CAN FIND OUT WHY

and if you're not familiar, this is what the article that opens when you click a source label says:

Tweet source labels help you better understand how a Tweet was posted. This additional information provides context about the Tweet and its author. If you don’t recognize the source, you may want to learn more to determine how much you trust the content.

• Click on a Tweet to go to the Tweet details page.
• At the bottom of the Tweet, you’ll see the label for the source of the account’s Tweet. For example, Twitter for iPhone, Twitter for Android, or Twitter for Web.
• Tweets containing the Twitter for Advertisers label indicate they are created through the Twitter Ads Composer and not whether they are paid content or not. Paid content contains a Promoted badge across all ad formats.
• In some cases you may see a third-party client name, which indicates the Tweet came from a non-Twitter application. Authors sometimes use third-party client applications to manage their Tweets, manage marketing campaigns, measure advertising performance, provide customer support, and to target certain groups of people to advertise to. Third-party clients are software tools used by authors and therefore are not affiliated with, nor do they reflect the views of, the Tweet content. Tweets and campaigns can be directly created by humans or, in some circumstances, automated by an application. Visit our partners page for a list of common third-party sources.

and contrary to elon's belief, people abuse the twitter API! and a lot! the source labels are there so you can't just do it that way. and that is a security feature, and i know that with 100% certainty because twitter literally paid me for finding an exploit on how to spoof them. by removing them you make it 1000x easier for malicious actors to do shit on twitter that they shouldn't! has the dumbass even talked a word to his security guys?????

ive said it half-jokingly before, but at this point we can safely say that twitters days are counted. and thank fucking god, that hellsite really needs to die