"I'm a pimp. And pimps don't commit suicide."

"We're a bisexual nation living in denial, all because of a bunch of nerds."

"Teen horniness is not a crime."

"I'm fucking a very large and important man."

"You want to fuck or watch a movie?"

"If you don't let me suck your dick, I'm going to kill myself."

"Scientists are saying the future is going to be far more futuristic than they originally predicted."

hi fellas! make sure you're properly flagging your adult content in posts -- it's a feature!

got weird kinks? content warning is there to prevent you from getting angry (albeit now warranted) comments in your replies!

be kind to thy neighbor, flag your adult content!