"I'm a pimp. And pimps don't commit suicide."
"We're a bisexual nation living in denial, all because of a bunch of nerds."
"Teen horniness is not a crime."
"I'm fucking a very large and important man."
"You want to fuck or watch a movie?"
"If you don't let me suck your dick, I'm going to kill myself."
"Scientists are saying the future is going to be far more futuristic than they originally predicted."

