I bet my face got hella little whiteheads in it.

Like, I look fine, but I bet there's Dark Secrets.

the nice thing about winter is the view of the radio tower out the front window

He brings up a solid point that The Iliad was basically meant to be experienced as at-least-a-little-bit-silly live performance art. It's certainly more engaging to hear the list of Achaean ships to a goofy rhythm than read it.

Also he voices Odysseus like some kind of con-man from middle America and it's a hoot