a lady and her maybe 9-year-old daughter were checking out and at the end of the transaction the lady stopped and looked horrified.

lady, to kid: dude. are you ripping ass in here?
kid: ehehehehe hehehe
lady: i'm so sorry she has Left This In Here, With You.
me: (pulling a can of febreze out of go-backs) it's good, i got this

we had a good laugh. i'm wearing a KF94 in public still though so i was unaffected in the end.