Cause not only do I, a 30 year old woman, violently flashback to being a child in clothing store with my grandma wanting to be anywhere but there. And not only do I still feel all kinds of weird feelings about shopping for anything but the most unisex offerings in any IRL store. But mostly it's cause every now and then I see something I actually do think is cute that isn't a t-shirt with a video game character on it like the above long sleeved polo but then I look at the price and

I cannot win, I will wear burlap sacks exclusively from now on.