And so’s I’m sittin theah, so hungry, and I see what looks like a liddle flyin’ cahtoon ham wit wings jus flappin’ around by da mast, and I’m salivatin’, so’s I shoots it wid my crossbow. And den da guy next ta me yells “oh gawd its da albatross!” And I turns to hims and I says “dats no albatross, dats my wife!”