This is one of those movies that's probably more appreciated now compared to back when it first came out.

What was bad, or corny about it then has aged like a fine wine. This is a very 2000's movie: leather trench coats, cold lighting, long shadows, soul patches, unfortunate CGI, and nu metal.

It is a stupid, hamfisted home run. Dracula (played by a young Gerard Butler with curls) invades a Virgin Mega Store. Every time somebody gets vamped, they make a point to compare how good it feels to whatever it is they loved when they were alive -- one woman exclaims, "it's better than chocolate!" Pre-Firefly Nathan Fillion plays the dorkiest looking priest.

It is absolutely not a good movie. But I had so much fun.