#jimmy olsen
"while aquaman helps the natives of some distant watery world, this helmet will temporarily give you the same powers he has, so you can swim rapidly and command all sea creatures!"
"one day, as jimmy attends a missile launching in his role as president of the superman fan club, wearing his superman uniform..."
"man! those beatles are a blast! and i always seem to enjoy their music more when i wear my personal beatle wig!"