the narrator's actual name is
"fleeting cacophonies of a motionless chasm"

• chara-O would make tiktoks if it existed in the pop'n music universe
• MZD pulls the "im literally god" card way too often
• you can run doom on ALT
• pochiko eats dog treats like they're candy, even when she's in her humanoid form
• fuga owns a shit ton of yo-yos, just in case
• DJ tsuyoshi smells like axe body spray 50% of the time
• mr. KK has too many corny dad shirts
• elem has drank a ton of chemicals you probably shouldn't drink, but is somehow still alive