My wife just meowed at me repeatedly and purrforated me with her beams. Naught is left but ashes.

Every now and then I remember playing Disco Elysium and get sad that I can't expurrience (newly) it all over again. That game is an absolute masterpiece.

me, realizing when I get a job again I'll have to actively restrict myself from calling our hands "paws" and squeaking/meowing whenefur something unexpected happens