I don't necessarily resent being human but it would be sooooo cool if I could shapeshift into - wait what I can't? this is such bullshit...can I have some paws? Only as gloves???? Can I some ears and a tail at least? Like c'mon. Not even those??? Okay who made these decisions I'm gonna have words

I'm taking SUCH good care of my body and it doesn't have the common decency to give me this. the audacity.

I don't necessarily resent being human but it would be sooooo cool if I could shapeshift into - wait what I can't? this is such bullshit...can I have some paws? Only as gloves???? Can I some ears and a tail at least? Like c'mon. Not even those??? Okay who made these decisions I'm gonna have words

Wake up early in the morning like what t up I nvn fmrkndnsnsnenebsz zzzzzzzzz

I talk a mad game sometimes for a cat who can barely flirt to save her life and is a skiddish anxiety generator, huh?