"...the Antichrist has declined to initiate Armageddon."

"Oh? And why is that?"

"I believe she stated that the Most High is, quote, 'an evil son of a bitch,' and stubbornly refuses to take part in His plan."

"Ah. Is she aware of the strict definition of 'evil'?"

"I don't know. But apparently she's distressed by the impending destruction of the greater portion of man."

"Preposterous. What kind of Antichrist is she? Well. We can't have her thinking she has a choice in the matter."