#lab reports
"There were a lot of good shows. I remember seeing Ministry with Trish. It was in this shitty downtown club that held like 50 people and Al looked completely pissed off to be playing a shithole like that. Like he was so pissed off, he was ready to fling himself to death off the tiny stage. Best show they ever did. <3 Trish and I made out in front of some boys later, which is always awesome.
"I remember the worst. Marilyn Manson. Pff. One of those new albums nobody gives a fuck about. By the time he got to Wisconsin he was phoning it in. He wasn't the Antichrist! He looked tired. That's when I knew I could do his shit better than he could."
"I think it's Juicy Couture, in like this photoluminescent pink plastic with some EL wire to make my tits look fatter. [too many pink hearts] and my fave is totally by that new Eurodance guy, although I think he's like a vtuber or something? If he's got a real body he better look out! [devil horns emoji]"