Maxxine, please, a moment of your time!
"Who are you wearing, and What is your current fave song?"
"I think it's Juicy Couture, in like this photoluminescent pink plastic with some EL wire to make my tits look fatter. [too many pink hearts] and my fave is totally by that new Eurodance guy, although I think he's like a vtuber or something? If he's got a real body he better look out! [devil horns emoji]"
Anonymous User asked: Dr. Wednesday, if you were to hold a title other than doctor - along with all that it would entail - what might you choose?
"'Grand Nagus'? (laughs) This is a tough one. My calling, if you will, has become such an essential part of my identity. But of course you aren't asking me to discard that. What else would I be, additionally? Oh, I mean, I certainly exhibit pretensions of being a public figure, which is, oh my god, so not practical, or even sane, given my still legally-actionable after-dark proclivities. But I do seem to want to tell people what's what on a grand scale, do I not? I wouldn't be one of those celebrity scientists, like Bill Nye, or whatever Neil deGrasse-Tyson has become-- we once had such high hopes for him, did we not? --heaven help me, I think I'd want to get into fashion. Really, Holly? Reeeeally? I would have figured that more for Greta's raison d'être... but that's unfair to Greta. She wasn't chasing wealth or status, so much as chasing banality. I'd fed Greta her fill of the wild life, and ultimately she needed to detox with something refreshingly conventional. And I don't blame her. I... I fucking ruined her life. It's astonishing and admirable that she was able to claw her way back from that. After Holly Wednesday, 'normie' is a large step up.
"But I'm rambling. I don't know? 'Science fashion correspondent?' 'What's hot in superconductors this month?' I don't know. There is the kernel of something there, some life beyond pinning specimens, where I can be awful and catty and unrestrained for a living, but it really requires further review. It's a thought-provoking question, I do want more."
Anonymous User asked: Cynthia, have you ever given into envy and made your own assets larger still to outcompete someone, or have you simply never met anyone who was packing more than you do by default?
"I have not. I do not regard this as a competition, at least not in the matter of sheer size, and I am perfectly content to not be the largest in the room. Indeed, it rather serves my interests in some respects... ahem. No, I'm quite large enough. I regard my own proportions with ambivalence: my body is difficult to clothe, difficult to keep under control, impractical in all the best and worst ways, inimical to most mortal partners. But I wouldn't change it."
