Oh, don't get me wrong. I fucking love it. It's an incredible time capsule of what a racing game could be, but... god damn, it was shit gameplay only passably stitched together by incredibly funky FMV and a soundtrack that sounded like god whispering secrets to you.

Are you ready for a MARVEL of VIRTUAL REALITY?

You know those punk highway gangs, the ones who really think they rule the road? You just hate them, don't you? So you say, 'Somebody ought to do something about them criminal highway gangs!' And we say, 'Oh yeah?! Well, why don't YOU do something, mister big-mouth!' You don't have the car? We'll give you the car! You don't want to get arrested for taking the law into your own hands? Not a problem! You know why? Because it AIN'T REAL! It's a whole lot better than real, baby! It's virtual television: reality's worst nightmare!

• Wears a blue pink and white suit that is almost the right shades for a trans flag
• "Men and women of either sex" are invited onto the game show (cutting this one some slack for having been said in the 90s but enbies are valid too)
• Mostly avoids pronouns but calls you Enforcer instead which is objectively cooler