Realized a potential new objective for moving in parallel to cohost, Tumblr and Mastodon: repartitioning headspace into several competing posting clusters that will, inevitably, begin scheming against each other in the style of a Philip K. Dick story
(Or, alternately, like that one scenario from Unknown Armies 2E, but that's a reference only we'd probably get around here, and besides that ends with us getting into a 3-car wreck with ourselves which is less than ideal)