• Whole-ass throws himself in the dust and refuses to stop crying
• Continues to cry while his mom gets him new armor so he can kill Hector
• Wails about how this is literally the worst thing that could ever happen to him and how it’s like 10x worse than if his son died
• Refuses to leave Patroclus’ body because he doesn’t want it to decompose so his mom has to use her goddess magic to preserve it so Achilles will go fight
• Kills Hector
• Can’t sleep so every night he wakes up in tears, ties Hector’s body to the back of his horse and drags it in circles around Patroclus’ burial mound. He does this for 12 nights straight

Me: Yeah Achilles just killed Hector and now he’s doing unspecified “degrading things” to the body

@milktea: Omg he’s teabagging Hector

Agamemnon: Achilles, I apologize to you for being a little bitch. But also I forswear that this was caused by Delusion, set upon me by the great father Zeus, and thus is not actually my fault

Achilles: I accept your apology son of Atreus and also acknowledge that indeed it was not your fault that you acted like a little bitch, for Zeus and the forces of Destiny are strong